This snack is the best ever for DiDi. I think this snack is the best that we've got for DiDi so far.
DiDi : hey you human beings, aren't you all that stupid that had fallen into this smell trap? HAHA, you all are so DUMB!
Now I've finally realised the thing that my mum have taught me about how greedy and weak human beings are.
We : No DiDi, you are so wrong and naive. Actually, we are going to return this to the shop as this smell is so irritating and distracting our concentration.
DiDi : *what?* Don't give it away. Give me some now.
We : haha. That's super funny. We will give some of it to you if you do something for us.
DiDi : Okay, baby, bring it on. Nothing can beat me down!
We : Okay, you must dance in front of us now. DANCE DANCE!
DiDi :
, you're underestimate me. I have not tell you this but I'm gonna tell you right now that
I'M SO GOOD IN DANCING! yeah, DANCING..Those day, they said I was an ELVIS,
no, even BETTER than ELVIS as I HAVE BIGGER BUTT THAN HIM. That's why I can shake anytime I want, even shaking while walking is just a piece of cake. I bet ELVIS don't know how to do that. No, I should say that no one knows this except me, the only-one me. So everyone, DON'T BLINK, not even once.
Music please~~
Why?I show why
I'm neither exaggerating nor lying. It's true that these are made of REAL CHICKEN. When my sis is opening the pack,
A STRONG, PLEASANT AURA OF CHICKEN MEAT HAD JUST RELEASED. The main thing is we haven't come to the inner plastic layer enclosing the food. The smell is so strong and tempting us, as if hypnotizing us that this is "BAK KUA(肉干).
What a SCARY SCENT WE GOT IN THE HOUSE.
Why is it scary? The reason is the smell is so evil that has made us struggle for it and has make DiDi laughed at us. OH NO!
I'm neither exaggerating nor lying. It's true that these are made of REAL CHICKEN. When my sis is opening the pack,A STRONG, PLEASANT AURA OF CHICKEN MEAT HAD JUST RELEASED. The main thing is we haven't come to the inner plastic layer enclosing the food. The smell is so strong and tempting us, as if hypnotizing us that this is "BAK KUA(肉干).
What a SCARY SCENT WE GOT IN THE HOUSE.Why is it scary? The reason is the smell is so evil that has made us struggle for it and has make DiDi laughed at us. OH NO!
DiDi : hey you human beings, aren't you all that stupid that had fallen into this smell trap? HAHA, you all are so DUMB! Now I've finally realised the thing that my mum have taught me about how greedy and weak human beings are.We : No DiDi, you are so wrong and naive. Actually, we are going to return this to the shop as this smell is so irritating and distracting our concentration.
DiDi : *what?* Don't give it away. Give me some now.
We : haha. That's super funny. We will give some of it to you if you do something for us.
DiDi : Okay, baby, bring it on. Nothing can beat me down!
We : Okay, you must dance in front of us now. DANCE DANCE!
DiDi :
, you're underestimate me. I have not tell you this but I'm gonna tell you right now thatI'M SO GOOD IN DANCING! yeah, DANCING..Those day, they said I was an ELVIS,
no, even BETTER than ELVIS as I HAVE BIGGER BUTT THAN HIM. That's why I can shake anytime I want, even shaking while walking is just a piece of cake. I bet ELVIS don't know how to do that. No, I should say that no one knows this except me, the only-one me. So everyone, DON'T BLINK, not even once.Music please~~
We : 
DiDi : haha. I turn around turn around and turn around till I
We :
and whistle whistle whistle.
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This is why I say this snack is highly poisonous that all of us have been hallucinated. I want to reveal the root cause of this circumstances.
Yup, JER HIGH . What a HIGH feeling we had after smelling the aura.
The C.E.O
of JER HIGH COMPANY : I GOT YOU ALL.
***To the Jer High company, I am not criticizing your dog snack. I'm just making a funny tale of us, not making fun of your product. In fact, you have done it. That dog snack is really made of chicken meat. Thank you for your consideration. You may just laugh through the whole story. Thank you***
DiDi : haha. I turn around turn around and turn around till I
We :
and whistle whistle whistle.~~~~~~~~
Yup, JER HIGH . What a HIGH feeling we had after smelling the aura.The C.E.O
of JER HIGH COMPANY : I GOT YOU ALL.***To the Jer High company, I am not criticizing your dog snack. I'm just making a funny tale of us, not making fun of your product. In fact, you have done it. That dog snack is really made of chicken meat. Thank you for your consideration. You may just laugh through the whole story. Thank you***
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